Dalek Haiku

  Dalek Haiku

  Exterminate now!
  The Daleks must reign supreme!
  WE EXTERMINATE.

  -- Xyggurat


The above bit of genius had me laughing hysterically at four in the morning. Thank you to Xyggurat for giving me permission to post it. You rock socks.

If you're unfamiliar with the Doctor Who universe, there's a Dalek article on Wikipedia. :)